2 December 2004 | Vol. 4, No. 4

Jenna's Big Breasts

by SHANE ALLISON

                                    – for Matt

Jenna's got a gangster rapper in her breast

halos and Hula Hoops in Jenna's breasts

Jenna got caffeinated coffee in her breast

Jenna's got Jimmy Hoffa stashed away in her breast

someplace

cake and small children in Jenna's breast

rust-colored Chevy in Jenna's breast

Jenna got Neve Campbell suckling her breast

Afro-sheen in her breast

Jenna holds the cure for cancer in her breast

jiggly titties in her breasts

poems kept in the breasts of Jenna's breasts

heat-seeking missiles in Jenna's breasts

there's a one trick pony in Jenna's breast

pissing blood on the breasts of Jenna

Jenna got herpes in her breasts

hepatitis c in Jenna's breasts

soda stained bib in Jenna's breasts

Jenna's breasts wrapped in loose-leaf paper

Fred the Plumber staring at Jenna's breasts

Jenna got some work done on her left breast

battery acid and orange marmalade in Jenna's breast

Jenna got a Spanish fly on her breast

grape soda on Jenna's breasts

Jenna's got a bb gun in her breast

chocolate Now and Laters in Jenna's breast

Boo-Berry cereal in Jenna's breasts

Jenna has sawdust and French toast on her breasts

Jenna wraps her breasts in wet acid washed jeans

Jenna has hair on her breasts

Jenna has an albino alligator on her breast

Bob Dole tweaking Jenna's hot breast

Jenna selling ten cent lemonade out of her breasts

petunias grow out of Jenna's breasts

Jenna's disgruntled breast

there's a hair net on Jenna's breasts

Jenna's breasts are unsuitable for children

there's a rubber ducky on Jenna's breast

there's a child protected saw blade in Jenna's breasts

Jenna's breasts covered in sexually suggestive sweater

bootlegger breasts of Jenna

carpetbagger breasts of Jenna

Jenna's breasts bound & gagged with cinnamon floss

handy wipe Jenna's breast

Jenna shaves her breasts with salad dressing