2 June 2003 | Vol. 3, No. 2

Timeline, 1977

by SHELLY REED

Woznik ran the corner grocery until he saw a roach,

aisle three, between Life and Froot Loops, and went mad.

He died that year. Starved himself to death.

Sarby took to the bottle and ran off with his brother's widow.

Eight years and three stillborns later she joined the circus.