Edward Albee's Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
26 September 2009
Vol. 9, No. 3
poetry
I never win at the game Hump the Hostess
or Musical Beds. Martha says I don't
have any rhythm or know how to mix
a drink. Last week I sloshed in
rubbing alcohol to see if she could feel
a difference, but she just asked if I went
cheap on the brand.